| Name: | Joshua David Pawlicki |
| Contact: | gilgarn@gmail.com |
| Study: | Computer Science / Geology |
| Class: | 2012 |
| Known Aliases: | "Waffles", "Sly Rick", "The Gridded One" |
| If Seen: | Do not confront. Report to authorities immediately, then submit yourself for memory reconditioning. |
Known to his peers only as the enigmatic "Waffles", Lord Joshua Pawlicki, Heir Apparent to the Holy Roman Empire and Survivor of Atlantis, leads a double life. By day, he is the mild mannered slighty-shy "tall guy" Josh, but by night he assumes the identity of that capered crusader, that avenger of avarice, that geometrically impossible Lord J.
Joshua is known on campus for his attempts to start the Cult of the Waffle, a poorly-kept secret sect of Breakfastian that holds the waffle as the ultimate breakfast food. He has espoused such heretical beliefs that they cannot be recorded here for the reader's sake, but it is sufficient to say that these beliefs are rooted in the erroneous and societally damning belief that Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Of The Day.
Needless to say, Joshua is ridiculed in the URCS department for his insane beliefs as well as his unnatural habit of going to bed before midnight and getting up before noon. But by far the worst of his abberant philosophies is his hatred of caffine, that sacred drug so vital to our culture.
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| CSC 172 - | STUDENT |
| CSC 172 - | TA |
| CSC 173 - | STUDENT |
| CSC 242 - | ENROLLED |
| CSC 252 - | ENROLLED |
| CSC 254 - | STUDENT |
| CSC 280 - | STUDENT |
